5 posts tagged “funny”

That was just a question of boredom and a very strong desire to just leave and not tell anyone. Or come down with horrible case of ebola or something horrible.

RANDOM CLIP!!! It's great when you put to comedians together. Practically writes itself.

I know I need to actually write something that is content and shit but I'm just super busy right now so back off...just kidding. I did finally move to Venice and so far...it's freakin sweet. Love living by the beach and definitely love not driving an hour through traffic everyday. I'm much happier now then I was before. Nothing against my former roommates. You guys rock and we need to get annihilated soon.

My friend at work showed me this short from SNL at which I was originally hesitant because anything coming out of SNL in the last few years has been garbage...minus Dick in a Box and anything from Tina Fey. She's hot and funny in my opinion. I haven't seen My Baby's Mama nor do I intend to but Mean Girls was fun. It was sorta like a precursor to LiLo's eventual downfall. This short is known as People Getting Punched Before Eating...and yes, it's exactly how it sounds:

I've always found it funny that video games are pretty out there. Today most games focus on creating an element of realism but when games first started being created, let's be honest, the concepts were a little out there. A Italia plumber that can jump really high. Knights riding ostriches. A yellow circle eating glowing dots and fruit. And of course the copious amounts of alien armies being taken down by a single ship. Pretty crazy. Well, how did they come up with them...here's your answer.

So I'm trying this blogging on the go thing so we'll see how this works out.
I'm sitting in traffic per usual and I saw something that I had to share. Are you ever in your car and you just feel like no one else is around? I mean there are people all around you, especially in traffic. Everyone hating life just as much as you. It's a great community.
So I look to the other side of the freeway and there is this woman knuckle deep in her nose! I mean we've all done it but this woman was going at it! It was like a fight between life and death.
Oh man...off to work.

Traffic freakin blows

One of the best scenes in movie history

Damn it's great to be home! I was actually kinda upset that I wasn't unable to write something today. Not only did we have the 3 partners of my firm in the office, but we had the entire San Diego office in our office for a big meeting. Well not the entire SD office. One had jury duty. That sucks Kat. Needless to say it was difficult to catch a breath most of the day. I must say that it was a lot of fun though. Yea...that's right. Work can be fun. Kinda like Office Space. We don't go through with anything we joke about in reference to work. We just talk about it as if we would. And that's great because it makes the work day go so much faster. Get to have a few laughs and procrastinate while promoting unity. I love that you can manipulate the work place.

You know this was pimp

The San Diego office is all women. I know, awesome right. And they're all pretty great too. Fun people indeed. The new GM from SD came up and he's the first guy there. And he has a Britsh accent! It's Charlie from Charlie's Angels!! Good luck to ya!

The three heads of my firm gave a presentation today on the goals of our company. Now sounds like it would be reminiscent of a moment in a corporation film like In Good Company. But it wasn't. It made me happy to be where I am. I'm excited to work for a company that is open about it's workings and plans. My suggesstion to everyone: work for an independent company on the rise. It's the best position to be in. However, I also now know that there are actually some readers out there! The thing that worries me is that I do work with them. I'm hoping my colleagues don't think me to brass or, need I say, ridiculous and unprofessional. Or do I?? Nah, I'm professional in every way just not in my intimate life. Meh, enough of that.

However, I also now know that there are actually some readers out Now for a bit of the lighter side. My homie, Dave, sent me a video today that I think everyone can appreciate it.

To the BROS out there:

Alright, so...it's a little exaggerated, but still. Fuck douchebags man! So damn annoying. The sad thing is that douchebags like that screw women like...all of them. Well not all but still. It's men like that that give men everywhere a bad name. To the creators...bravo. Bravo.

I'm going to make some dinner now that I'm in a better state of mind...yea.

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