2 posts tagged “love”

I just went to Subway to grab some lunch and I have to say, it always smells so damn good when you walk in there. Nothing like that semifresh bread smell.

And congrats (apparently) to Jared for keep off the weight for 10 years. Can you believe that guy has been the spokesman for 10 years??? Lucky bastard...

In the spirit of Valentine's Day/Singles Awareness Day, please enjoy the following clip. Seriously watch it. Good times:

So today is Ash Wednesday and I've been out of church so long I have no idea what that means. What I do know isthat Lent starts today and it's time for all you Catholics out there to give up something you really love for the next 40 days and 40 nights. It's funny because I completely forgot about it until my coworker mentioned it to me. And its even funnier because I was watching 40 Days & 40 Nights last night. I love the teaser for this movies because it's semi accurate.

I started writing this at 9 am and now it's 3 pm. Funny how the day gets away from you. I guess this isn't really my priority although I sometimes wish it could be. I wish I could get paid to just write on whatever I wanted. Wait...technically I do! haha! Shhh! Keep it quiet.

So I've been trying to think what am I going to give up for Lent. I hate when people give up shit like chocolate and soda. Food should not be an option unless you're giving up meat for 40 days like you're supposed to so don't even try and pussy out. But honestly, if you know, what can I give up? I'm already in the process of quitting smoking so I'm not going to use that. I'm not giving up booze of any kind because that's my saving grace from the stress that is work. Do I give up all sexually related things like in the movie?? He looked pretty awful by the end there and I have a buddy that apparently did it (I still question you!).

But here's the thing. I legitimately thought about doing it. I've had some terrible luck with the ladies recently. Maybe it's because I become disinterested after a few weeks. Or maybe because the women are way lame and wait 5 dates to tell me they're not interested even after they've allowed me to spend good money on several outings and dinners! Sorry...little frustrated. Here's the thing: I realized last night as I was trying to fall asleep that I can't remember the last time a women kissed me hello...I can remember who it was last but I can't remember when and that's shitty. I mean, sure, I kiss my female relatives hello on the cheek but that ain't shit. All and all I miss the company of a good woman. Not a shitty one.

I also spoke with one of my several exes last night (I am glad I can still talk to a majority of them - F U JENNY!) That was fun. Anyway, it is good because they remind me that although I can be an immature asshole, I can also be a pretty nice guy and I think I lost that somewhere. I used to be so caring and although I care deeply for my friends, I find myself only caring about the physical sometimes. It's probably because of the huge amount of dudes I'm around and the constant wing man status (which I still thoroughly enjoy) but maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places.

So yea, I'm in the market and I'm ready to grow up. Only problem is I have no scrilla but I do offer a listening ear, some great comedic quips and a caring personality. Oh and I can kill a mini keg in a matter of hours!

Word.

P.S. If you have an idea of what I should give up for Lent, please leave a comment. And don't be mean because this is my blog and I'll write horrible shit about you!